Annoying the Cook Will Result in Smaller Portions SVG
This Kitchen Funny file sets the phrase "Annoying the Cook Will Result in Smaller Portions" in a single closed-path wordmark. Alongside the SVG you get a transparent PNG for print-then-cut and sublimation and a ZIP holding every format at once. Drop the SVG into Design Space with Upload; the paths are already closed, so nothing needs welding. 9–11 inches reads well across a tote bag; go wider still for a porch board.
Download SVG- Download EPS EPS — Illustrator and CorelDRAW · 66 KB
- Download PNG PNG — transparent, print-then-cut & sublimation · 423 KB
- Download ZIP ZIP — every format in one bundle · 437 KB
- Formats
- EPS, PNG, SVG, ZIP
- File size
- EPS 66 KB · PNG 423 KB · SVG 65 KB · ZIP 437 KB
- Design type
- Lettering / quote
- Suggested size
- 9–11 inches wide
- Category
- Kitchen Funny SVG
- Added
- July 27, 2026
- Works with
- Cricut, Silhouette, ScanNCut, Glowforge
- Price
- Free — no account, no email, no watermark
- License
- Free for personal projects. Read the terms
Cutting note: size this one to about 9–11 inches wide before you cut, and mirror the mat if you are pressing heat transfer vinyl. Full machine-by-machine instructions cover Cricut, Silhouette, ScanNCut and Glowforge.
